How I Met Your Mother 5/12 "Everything Must Go" *spoilers*
Is this 100% silk?
That 1001st time… 
It’s really just…neat.
His stupid lame awesome hair. It’s so stupid and awesome.
You’re thinking of having sex with Ted?
Love it. In fact, if you sell that thing I’m gonna take your money and go buy more heroin.
Gcwok. :p
Totally committed to the bit. 
A two-syllable "Day-ummmmm." That’s the dream!
Damn. Birds do NOT get you.
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Lots of great one-liners, and a nice unexpected guest spot by Larry Wilmore. :up:
Really wish the Ted/Barney "rift" would end, though.